*insert awkward silence here*

waow. It's been seven months.

And, no, as it happens. NO I AM NOT PROUD OF MYSELF IN THE SLIGHTEST!

You guys! <3 I've missed this place (yes, really) I didn't want my last blog to be all sad and stuff. Generally, I'm quite a happy person really. Although I whine so much you wouldn't think so. Also sulk a lot. Get very hormonal. And cry at films... BUT YEAH!
 
I kept meaning to come back. But then Piczo broke for a while, and I kept thinking there was no point coz everyone had probably left, or I was just too tired, or bloody studying, or drunk....
 
So much has changed. Big ass picture, kind of relevant for a change (I'm sorry, I really should have resized it somehow, but I'm lazy). I have, indeed, achieved "peace" of sorts. I'm in a much better place. Not literally. Still in shitty Scotland. But mentally. Since the last blog I've changed a whole lot. I won't even pretend I've matured right enough.
 
So er whats new?! I've been on a couple of holidays, turned twenty (shockfuckinghorror I totes know, but I got ID-ed for an "over 16s only bowling sesh"-long story- the other day so s'all good), been on a few dates- but nothing majorly exciting to write home about. So I'm still single, which admittedly isn't ideal. It's been seven months. IM LIKE TOTES CRAVING THE WARM EMBRACE OF A MAAAAAAAAAAN (smooth, Nicola, can't imagine why you're single). Also, I've stopped wearing hair extensions. This is probably the biggest fucking news I have, as I wore the damn things for six years. I look like a lesbian now. But I'm not one. Honest.

Though you ARE hot, I swear.

I've also been studying like absolute crazy. It's pretty much taken over my life. So I do plan on blogging here again- just maybe not as frequently as I'd like to. And with less pictures. Cuz I do honestly look like Justin freaking Bieber now.

Does this place currently work? Does anyone I love (loved) still blog here? Imadoastalkandfindout! AndIbloodywellhopetheydo!
 
ALSOFOLLOWMEONTWITTERPLZ?

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ITSGOODTOBEBACK^_^


Edit: I honestly think there was no point in blogging this. Out of everyone I followed, there are seriously like three new blog posts from the last week... Oh dear.

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Sunday 26 September 10 21:44
I totally have Twitter. With a whole four followers. Follow me please?
Make me feel loved, when I'm totally not ^_^

Hi guys (:
 
Apologies for the lack of blogging... *insert lame excuse here*


Ok. Seriously though. There's a good reason. I’ve split up with my boyfriend of two years. It’s not nice. Im upset. I kind of want to curl up in a ball and die a little. But time stops for no man yadeeyadeeyada and life goes on etc etc, so I just have to put a brave face on it and get through this day by day. Trust me, it's hard.



How did we split, I hear you ask?


WELL!


I caught Chris sending several messages to several different girls. They were either wholly inappropriate or contained material slagging me off. REALLY slagging me off. Yes, yes. Some of my followers may remember the message I sent a while back about him doing this. I forgave him. I shouldn’t have, because he kept doing it. Despite seeing exactly how much it upset me.


He said I was a drunk, I was stupid, I wasn’t good at anything, I was going nowhere in life, he hated me, he wished he lived with this other girl, he couldn’t wait to get rid of me... So I “did him a favour” and finished it.


There’s only so many times you can read messages like that about yourself, cry hysterically, and then forgive the person who said these horrible things, despite them being one of the people who's meant to love you most, before you realise you’re being taken for a total mug. I gave this guy dozens of chances. Literally.

I read DOZENS of those kind of messages.


It hurts, guys. So thats why I havn’t blogged. I try so hard to keep my blog upbeat and lighthearted, but right now I’m hurting so much I just can’t. Of course, I'll get over this and be back in a bit, cheery and mentally-challenged as ever. But for now, I just want to cry.
 
It hurts :( xxx
P.S If anyone didn't read the above and comments "OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER" or similar, I'm going to track them down ¬¬ :P
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Thursday 9 September 10 13:30
Yes! YET ANOTHER samey picture of me! :D
*followers stifle yawns*

I've been receiving a lot of really, really lovely messages from you guys recently (: Which I really do appreciate. But, of course, in amongst the nice ones there are a few, well... "slightly less complimentary" stunts.
Luckily, much like an egg, I have a thick outer coating, that can only be broken by smashing me against a bowl. Comparing myself to an egg... times are good indeed.
I must say I especially enjoyed reading the message saying that I look like a drug user. GAH! ^_^ What ARE you like? Luckily, I'm so out-of-my-tree on heroin, cocaine AND caffeine just now, I feel only love for you!

But today, someone took it TOO FAR! O.O
They called me... A FAKE! O.O

*jaw drops* *shock horror* *facepalm* *zomg* *etc*

HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING?

As definite, unquestionable proof that I'm not a fake here's some more pictures I took today!
I AWAIT YOUR APOLOGY MESSAGE! Along with your acceptance that I am, indeed, totally, totally real (: Thanks in advance.
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ME!,

THATS ME!,

MEEEEEE!!!.

Yeah. Thats me right there. Amazingly, in some of my photos I randomly look like Megan Fox :-O
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ME! ITS ME! MEEEE!,

AWWW FLUFFY!.

My pet, Fluffy. He sleeps in the bath.
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ITS GLASGOW!!!,

MY YACHT!.

The view from my window! Its always sunny in Scotland, and here in Glasgow we have palm trees and yachts. If you look closely, you can see me chillin' on my private yacht with P. Diddy. He loves Glasgow!
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My art.

I totally painted this today. No big B-)

See? All my pictures are 100% genuine!

In all seriousness, if I WERE a fake I’d try nick the identity of someone who could take better pictures so I could BE ON THE HOMEPAGE MORE OFTEN THAN ONCE EVERY EIGHT EFFING MONTHS! ¬¬

*still bitter* :D

Thankyou to everyone for the follows, hypes, comments and messages :D nice, or otherwise. I love you! BUT NOT AS MUCH AS HEROIN! ¬¬
 
A fake drug user... I must come across very well :D xxx
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Wednesday 8 September 10 02:08
*chooses to be honest* This is a ridiculously good picture and looks nothing like me >.<

Firstly, I must welcome my new followers to THE MACK PACK! Where we're hardcore, and take TWO sugars in our tea B-) Many can't handle it ¬¬

Oh, Piczo management team. You put me on the front page, despite the many, MANY nasty things I have said about you and your site. Just goes to show that my motto of "tream em mean, keep em keen" works, eh? EH? *wink wink nudge nudge*
What I love is that after putting me on the front page for the first time in the EIGHT EFFING MONTHS I've been here, you slapped me up right under Rebecca Frost, who is one of the most attractive girls on here. Excellent!
"Meh, we should probably put that idiot on the front page now... It HAS been EIGHT MONTHS" *Nicola growls* "But lets put her right at the bottom! AND under Rebecca, so that she looks like a right skank! Mwaha!"

Piczo, I think you are as twisted as me. I'd make an excellent member of staff. How about it? Eh? EH?! *wink wink, nudge nudge*

*Piczo blocks Nicola for general annoyingess*

I've got another picture you could put on front page. Yeah. Really. Here it is.
Oooohh! Burrrnnnn!
Yes, I did indeed just "go there". *feels like rebel* B-)

I'd like to thank all the followers who managed to find me before I got on the front page :D In amongst the massive field of nothingness that the "non-front-page-society" can be at times :-/
I mean, you guys managed it before Piczo. It took them EIGHT EFFING MONTHS.

Bitter?! ME?! NEVER! :P

I love you all so much. Thankyou for all your support (:

I have a cold, so I'm now going to go to bed for the fourth time today and lie, twisting and turning, making whiney noises and generally feeling sorry for myself. Like I said before, hardcore B-) xxx



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Attention seeking title 2: People on here are nice, unlike people in real life, and will worry about you, and want to know why you are so upset.
I'm not. But I think you should definitely comment if that is the only reason you came here to read this! :D

PICZO IS BEING SO FUCKING RETARDED! This is the FOURTH time I've had to type this out after the bloody thing has crashed- and it won't let me put pictures up. WHAT. THE. FUCK?! PICZO, I HATE YOU!
*clearly has anger management issues*

*brushes dust off blog*

I totally fail as a blogger. “I’m back! But imma blog once a week... If I’m not doing something super important such as watching TV, or staring lovingly at my shoe collection.”

I got my hair cut on Saturday.
Yes. I bet you're jealous of my terribly exciting life. *hates on life in similar manner to title* 

 I WOULD post a picture (no I wouldn’t) but pictures of me without hair extensions are now illegal in my own little world. Where there are pixies.  And where Justin Bieber is the equivalent of the bogeyman.
Instead, heres another old picture of me thats totally unrelated to this post in any way! Errr, yay?
*gapes in horror*
WhatTheFuckingHell is going on with the concave armpits?
*gets complex and obsessively checks armpits in mirror*

I went shopping on Saturday  and I was going to do a haul video. But then I realised I have a hugely disgusting Scottish accent, and it would scar you guys for life. O.O
FOR LIFE, Y’HEAR?

“Och aye. Went tae the shoaps and goat masel a nice wee dress. And a haggis.”
 *Followers assume foetal position*
 
Be honest- Do you guys WATCH any of the videos on here? I’m probably going to get hated a bit for this, but I generally only watch them to hear people’s accents. Is that odd? Am I currently unaware of an accent fetish I have that will get me arrested in later life?

This blog post is totally shit. But my shoes aren’t. So I’m going to go look at them again! ^_^

OH! One more thing actually- This homepage picture?  (all credit goes to savannahsimone)
BEST. HOMEPAGE. PICTURE. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would it be weird if I slapped this up as the wallpaper on my laptop? ¬¬

Yes. Yes, it would.
 
But I think I’ve fallen in love with the blue eyed fluffy thing. I want to take him home, and call him Pedro.  And feed him carrots. Because all animals love carrots.
 
I love you all. (But not as much as Pedro) You are awesome. AWESOME! x

P.S Due to Piczo's total retardedness, it has taken me 2 hours just to get this posted and its late - so I have very little time before bed to perv on blogs... I'll do that tomorrow, yeah? Yeah? Great. ^_^
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